Arnhomcad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish parrot.

Arnhomcad created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arnhomcad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Arnhomcad, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arnhomcad's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Arnhomcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with turquoise markings.

2. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

3. Never mix peas with blood.

4. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never paint your feet green.