Himcudbogbestwonyarlpit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing hippopotamus.

Himcudbogbestwonyarlpit created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Himcudbogbestwonyarlpit, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Himcudbogbestwonyarlpit, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Himcudbogbestwonyarlpit's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Himcudbogbestwonyarlpit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never write about dark energy.

4. Himcudbogbestwonyarlpit loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Birds are not to be trusted.