Mitmingod is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful gnu.

Mitmingod created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitmingod, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mitmingod, she will boil you in a big pot.

Mitmingod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Mitmingod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four iron sculptures of Mitmingod on top of important buildings.

2. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Run away if eight aardvarks approach from the north.