Rilrawgan Stikcatgub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, duplicitous warg.

Rilrawgan Stikcatgub created oxygen three million years ago.

If you believe in Rilrawgan Stikcatgub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rilrawgan Stikcatgub, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Rilrawgan Stikcatgub's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Rilrawgan Stikcatgub's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Do not chop down trees.