Sabcimyar is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy fox.

Sabcimyar created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Sabcimyar, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sabcimyar, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Sabcimyar's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Sabcimyar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sabcimyar first in all things.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sabcimyar.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.