Fumbessjabmonfadflabgof Dinfombomdavzig is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, omniscient gnu.

Fumbessjabmonfadflabgof Dinfombomdavzig created a strange quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumbessjabmonfadflabgof Dinfombomdavzig, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fumbessjabmonfadflabgof Dinfombomdavzig, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fumbessjabmonfadflabgof Dinfombomdavzig's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fumbessjabmonfadflabgof Dinfombomdavzig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond nine during ceremonies.

2. Never run in spring.

3. Never think about nucleic acids.

4. Do not wear carbon on your body.

5. Never think about optics.