Cidbonfot is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, pitiless squid.

Cidbonfot created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbonfot, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cidbonfot, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cidbonfot's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cidbonfot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat rice.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

5. Always pray immersed in water.