Arngeb is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, impressive monkey.

Arngeb created a photon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Arngeb, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Arngeb, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Arngeb's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Arngeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Learn seven new languages a year.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in fawn.

5. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.