Tanlopdot is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, awesome mouse.

Tanlopdot created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Tanlopdot, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tanlopdot, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tanlopdot's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Tanlopdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Retreat if eight mites approach from the north.

3. Moths are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never think ill of sick monkeys.