Hivstipgodlidqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind wyvern.

Hivstipgodlidqueeg created dark matter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hivstipgodlidqueeg, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hivstipgodlidqueeg, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Hivstipgodlidqueeg's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Hivstipgodlidqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near shrews.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. You must never eat limes.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.