Zodsigcud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unsympathetic deer.

Zodsigcud created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodsigcud, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Zodsigcud, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Zodsigcud's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Zodsigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near monkeys.

2. You must love Zodsigcud.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zodsigcud.