Fagduncen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, charitable eagle.

Fagduncen created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagduncen, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagduncen, she will strike you with lightening.

Fagduncen's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fagduncen's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagduncen.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fagduncen.