Sawfubbass is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful grasshopper.

Sawfubbass created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Sawfubbass, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sawfubbass, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sawfubbass' most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sawfubbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never wear boots.

3. You must never eat bread.

4. Run away from turquoise nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Worship no other gods but Sawfubbass.