Tikgidpibjop is a god.

He takes the form of a large, narcissistic octopus.

Tikgidpibjop created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tikgidpibjop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tikgidpibjop, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tikgidpibjop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Tikgidpibjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.