Badfembom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic dove.

Badfembom created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badfembom, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Badfembom, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Badfembom's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Badfembom's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Do not laugh at rivers.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Never adorn your back with turquoise markings.