Tikgidpibjop is a god.
He takes the form of a large, narcissistic
octopus.
Tikgidpibjop created a strange quark eighteen thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tikgidpibjop, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Tikgidpibjop, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Tikgidpibjop's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.
Tikgidpibjop's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Pray towards the west.
3. Do not dye your hair fawn.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.