Danpodpag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, generous armadillo.

Danpodpag created Mount Everest six million years ago.

If you believe in Danpodpag, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Danpodpag, he will boil you in a big pot.

Danpodpag's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Danpodpag's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.