Hudrulfar is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, grumpy dryad.

Hudrulfar created a top quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudrulfar, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hudrulfar, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hudrulfar's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hudrulfar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight foxes approach from the west.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Hudrulfar.

3. Never talk about cell theory.

4. Never paint your hands blue.

5. Never think about dark energy near squirrels while wearing white boots and balancing three copper spheres on your face.