Wandontig is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced slug.

Wandontig created the planet Jupiter two years ago.

If you believe in Wandontig, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wandontig, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Wandontig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Wandontig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Wandontig in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never go into gray rooms.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near hamsters while wearing white kilts.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
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