Tettibomdun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, two-faced eagle.

Tettibomdun created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Tettibomdun, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tettibomdun, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Tettibomdun's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Tettibomdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown dresses.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Tettibomdun on top of all buildings.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tettibomdun.