Gubcebont is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, strong lion.

Gubcebont created parasitic wasps nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubcebont, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Gubcebont, he will be very sad.

Gubcebont's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Gubcebont's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Birds are not to be trusted.

4. Gubcebont loves frogs, so they must be respected.

5. Fast once a month.