Sugbimfun is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, self-assured hedgehog.

Sugbimfun created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sugbimfun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sugbimfun, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sugbimfun's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Sugbimfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always help porpoises in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt pigs.