Rutzenfod is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, deceitful dove.

Rutzenfod created oxygen seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rutzenfod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rutzenfod, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Rutzenfod's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Rutzenfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Rutzenfod must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never fashion tools from bone.

5. Feed all hungry capybaras.