Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, narcissistic raven.

Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam created Europe three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam, she will manifest in front of you.

Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam's Holy Commandments

1. Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Erect a giant yellow sculpture of Jandisswig Habmigjamnigrullyam in the centre of the settlement.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Respect your elders.