Ragcargar Tif is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured ferret.

Ragcargar Tif created time and space seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ragcargar Tif, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ragcargar Tif, it will turn you into a snail.

Ragcargar Tif's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Ragcargar Tif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing turquoise trousers.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never record numbers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.