Tettifomdibvin is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, selfish clam.

Tettifomdibvin created Asia nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tettifomdibvin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tettifomdibvin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tettifomdibvin's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Tettifomdibvin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not kill tapirs.

3. Do not keep three dogs in a large pit.

4. Never adorn your arms with orange markings.

5. Never talk about birds.