Timfumyim Gabarm is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, fast mongoose.

Timfumyim Gabarm created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timfumyim Gabarm, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Timfumyim Gabarm, he will make you grow a tail.

Timfumyim Gabarm's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Timfumyim Gabarm's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Timfumyim Gabarm.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always pray immersed in water.