Gilbencin is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omnipotent zebra.

Gilbencin created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilbencin, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gilbencin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Gilbencin's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Gilbencin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Retreat if eight swans approach from the north.

4. Do not hurt tapirs.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.