Jentagciss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, duplicitous frog.

Jentagciss created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Jentagciss, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Jentagciss, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jentagciss' most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Jentagciss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate fluid mechanics during the night.

2. Never stain your chest with red.

3. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Always maintain humility during days of mourning.

5. Retreat if four grasshopers approach from the south.