Busruldot Cipfotquart is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, grumpy gerbil.

Busruldot Cipfotquart created parasitic wasps four years ago.

If you believe in Busruldot Cipfotquart, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Busruldot Cipfotquart, he will strike you with lightening.

Busruldot Cipfotquart's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Busruldot Cipfotquart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Hide from turquoise sheep for they are unholy.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Busruldot Cipfotquart.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.