Guddotgar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, moody wyrm.

Guddotgar created an atom two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guddotgar, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Guddotgar, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Guddotgar's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Guddotgar's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near shrews while wearing orange skirts and balancing six silver spheres on your neck.

2. Do not kill seals.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not shave your arms.