Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, omniscient fish.

Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum created the Sun twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sit in public.

2. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

3. Put Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum first in all things.

4. Erect six platinum sculptures of Bimbastrigvedrutcidbum on top of important buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick pigs.