Xucklibont is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, benevolent turtle.

Xucklibont created a down quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklibont, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Xucklibont, it will be very unhappy.

Xucklibont's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Xucklibont's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. You must love Xucklibont.

5. Always look after injured eagles.