Satlitgep is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ill-tempered dryad.

Satlitgep created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satlitgep, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Satlitgep, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Satlitgep's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Satlitgep's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven otters approach from the east.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Always look after injured frogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.