Gessnilapp is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, able armadillo.

Gessnilapp created oxygen four years ago.

If you believe in Gessnilapp, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gessnilapp, it will turn you into a slug.

Gessnilapp's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gessnilapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. You must never eat carrots.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never eat spinach on fasting days.