Vannibgantin is a god.

It takes the form of a small, irritating hare.

Vannibgantin created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vannibgantin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Vannibgantin, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Vannibgantin's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vannibgantin's Holy Commandments

1. Pray only in firelight.

2. Do not take Vannibgantin's name in vain.

3. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt manatees.

5. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.