Nakhompang is a god.
She takes the form of an exceedingly large, cheerful
dragonfly.
Nakhompang created an up quark three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nakhompang, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Nakhompang, she will say rude things about you at parties.
Nakhompang's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Nakhompang's Holy Commandments1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Do not commit murder.
4. Always help goats.
5. Never wear shoes.