Flatbep is a god.
He takes the form of a fat, loving
dragonfly.
Flatbep created carbon twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Flatbep, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Flatbep, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Flatbep's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.
Flatbep's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never mention snails.
5. Always help sick bats.