Xembegnurl Larpcadlog is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, compassionate snake.

Xembegnurl Larpcadlog created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xembegnurl Larpcadlog, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xembegnurl Larpcadlog, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xembegnurl Larpcadlog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Xembegnurl Larpcadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Never carve symbols of dwarf planets into wood.

4. Never fashion tools from wood.

5. Never point your hands toward the south during prayer.