Quillzenstikbonkmottail is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, unthinking gorilla.

Quillzenstikbonkmottail created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillzenstikbonkmottail, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillzenstikbonkmottail, she will turn you into a tree.

Quillzenstikbonkmottail's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Quillzenstikbonkmottail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Run away if six moths approach from the south.