Quillcarjadlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic duck.

Quillcarjadlit created vertebrates three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillcarjadlit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillcarjadlit, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Quillcarjadlit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Quillcarjadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always help geese in need.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Retreat if nine whales approach from the south.