Quillcarjadlit is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic
duck.
Quillcarjadlit created vertebrates three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Quillcarjadlit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Quillcarjadlit, it will turn you into an amoeba.
Quillcarjadlit's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Quillcarjadlit's Holy Commandments1. Never look in ponds.
2. Always help geese in need.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Retreat if nine whales approach from the south.