Midbudfab is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered dragon.

Midbudfab created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Midbudfab, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Midbudfab, he will turn you into a rat.

Midbudfab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Midbudfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never eat carrots on days of mourning.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not consume cherries at dawn.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.