Fas is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, astonishing
wolf.
Fas created a down quark nine trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fas, she will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Fas, she will turn you into a hamster.
Fas' most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Fas' Holy Commandments1. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fas.
4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fas.
5. Do not commit murder.