Vigpadbab is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, boastful hummingbird.

Vigpadbab created a down quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vigpadbab, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vigpadbab, she will turn you into a snail.

Vigpadbab's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Vigpadbab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. You must never eat wheat.

3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

4. Never talk about thermodynamics.

5. Never wear boots.