Hatyartnar is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely large, effective
squirrel.
Hatyartnar created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Hatyartnar, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Hatyartnar, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.
Hatyartnar's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.
Hatyartnar's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Always treat snails with great respect.
3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.
4. Hide from purple tortoises for they are unholy.
5. Always help squirrels in need.