Nurlgabflap is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, vain
armadillo.
Nurlgabflap created matter six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nurlgabflap, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Nurlgabflap, he will ignore you.
Nurlgabflap's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.
Nurlgabflap's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never think ill of sick nematodes.
3. Always make sure there are no great tits in a room before entering it.
4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.
5. Never paint your head turquoise.