Ominlopdod Fudgodhom is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish swan.

Ominlopdod Fudgodhom created the solar system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ominlopdod Fudgodhom, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ominlopdod Fudgodhom, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ominlopdod Fudgodhom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Ominlopdod Fudgodhom's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

2. Never remain kneeling at midday.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Always cleanse water with water.

5. Never allow voles to witness sacred rites.