Cephugnutt is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful salamander.

Cephugnutt created a Higgs boson four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cephugnutt, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Cephugnutt, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cephugnutt's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Cephugnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Hide if five ants approach from the east.

3. Never wear yellow rings.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Run away from turquoise dogs, for they are unholy.