Spagdapcap is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, ruthless mongoose.

Spagdapcap created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagdapcap, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Spagdapcap, she will turn you into a rock.

Spagdapcap's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Spagdapcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Spagdapcap in the centre of the settlement.

3. Erect five silicon sculptures of Spagdapcap on top of important buildings.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.