Safkarrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, conceited mongoose.

Safkarrig created Africa five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safkarrig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Safkarrig, it will be mildly annoyed.

Safkarrig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Safkarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Never feed melons to mice while wearing coats.

3. Never write about ultrasonics.

4. Never feed rice to tapirs while wearing pink dresses.

5. Never pour water over plants.