Sandfunvon is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, impressive slug.

Sandfunvon created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandfunvon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sandfunvon, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sandfunvon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Sandfunvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Feed all hungry turtles.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Never hurt squirrels.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.