Vegsanrullvil is a god.
She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-assured
weasel.
Vegsanrullvil created a down quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vegsanrullvil, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Vegsanrullvil, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.
Vegsanrullvil's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.
Vegsanrullvil's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.
2. Ducks are not to be trusted.
3. Do not wear magenta clothing.
4. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.