Vogbotflatfat is a god.
It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited
slug.
Vogbotflatfat created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vogbotflatfat, it will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Vogbotflatfat, it will manifest in front of you.
Vogbotflatfat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.
Vogbotflatfat's Holy Commandments1. Run away if four bats approach from the north.
2. Never think about cell theory.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.
5. Run away from green swans, for they are unholy.