Rawlikflat Mablanyarl Didhab is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, uncaring turtle.

Rawlikflat Mablanyarl Didhab created the Cigar Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rawlikflat Mablanyarl Didhab, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Rawlikflat Mablanyarl Didhab, it will not invite you to parties.

Rawlikflat Mablanyarl Didhab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rawlikflat Mablanyarl Didhab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at doors at dusk.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.