Tigflisnul is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous unicorn.

Tigflisnul created the planet Saturn three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigflisnul, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tigflisnul, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tigflisnul's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Tigflisnul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Tigflisnul.

2. Never write about moons.

3. Never sit near great tits.

4. Tigflisnul must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Pray towards the east.