Vongebkem is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, narcissistic butterfly.

Vongebkem created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vongebkem, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vongebkem, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vongebkem's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Vongebkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of parsnips to birds while wearing blue corsets.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always help sick tapirs.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not stand on grass.