Megvolhat Fabbenhit is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, narcissistic gerbil.

Megvolhat Fabbenhit created the Large Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Megvolhat Fabbenhit, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Megvolhat Fabbenhit, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Megvolhat Fabbenhit's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Megvolhat Fabbenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Never feed beans to geese while wearing mauve ear rings.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.

5. Fast once a month.