Rigfumnat is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, awe-inspiring turtle.

Rigfumnat created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rigfumnat, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Rigfumnat, it will turn you into a rat.

Rigfumnat's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Rigfumnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never wear black corsets.

5. Great tits are not to be trusted.