Budjigtip is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, pitiless centaur.

Budjigtip created Europe three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Budjigtip, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Budjigtip, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Budjigtip's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Budjigtip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing blue jumpers and balancing four aluminium spheres on your feet.

3. Always wash your head before prayer.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Never play with disobedient children.