Hivyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Hivyarl created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Hivyarl, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hivyarl, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Hivyarl's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Hivyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six carbon sculptures of Hivyarl on top of important buildings.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Hivyarl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not keep three monkeys in a large pit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
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