Abdabliksiglooptarpodpib is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, boastful dove.

Abdabliksiglooptarpodpib created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abdabliksiglooptarpodpib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Abdabliksiglooptarpodpib, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Abdabliksiglooptarpodpib's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Abdabliksiglooptarpodpib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never paint your hands violet.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Learn six new languages a year.