Butstipmin Gidtallam is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, boastful fly.

Butstipmin Gidtallam created the solar system seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butstipmin Gidtallam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butstipmin Gidtallam, she will not invite you to parties.

Butstipmin Gidtallam's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Butstipmin Gidtallam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three sharks in a large pit.

2. Always wash your chest before prayer.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. You must love Butstipmin Gidtallam.

5. Butstipmin Gidtallam must be the most important thing in your life.