Canarmhud is a god.
It takes the form of a very large, narcissistic
crocodile.
Canarmhud created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Canarmhud, it will approve.
If you do not believe in
Canarmhud, it will turn you into a sheep.
Canarmhud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.
Canarmhud's Holy Commandments1. Never record names.
2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.
3. Always maintain humility during holy days.
4. Do not eat tomatoes.
5. Run away if nine horses approach from the east.