Yoggebmin is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, generous dolphin.

Yoggebmin created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yoggebmin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yoggebmin, he will turn you into a worm.

Yoggebmin's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Yoggebmin's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yoggebmin.

2. Do not kill snails.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Hide from fawn mites for they are unholy.