Canarmhud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, narcissistic crocodile.

Canarmhud created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Canarmhud, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Canarmhud, it will turn you into a sheep.

Canarmhud's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Canarmhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never record names.

2. Always wear plain dresses during rituals.

3. Always maintain humility during holy days.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Run away if nine horses approach from the east.