Zogcebged is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, dishonest pigeon.

Zogcebged created a top quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogcebged, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zogcebged, he will be very unhappy.

Zogcebged's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Zogcebged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

2. Always check lakes for frogs.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Never point your arms toward the north during prayer.

5. Never go into magenta rooms.