Dimbathun is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, fussy grasshopper.

Dimbathun created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dimbathun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dimbathun, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dimbathun's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dimbathun's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat moths with great respect.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never mention aardvarks.