Hithaszan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent bee.

Hithaszan created the Milkyway nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hithaszan, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Hithaszan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Hithaszan's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Hithaszan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not take Hithaszan's name in vain.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hithaszan.