Dodyatyog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, witless shrew.

Dodyatyog created the Cigar Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dodyatyog, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dodyatyog, it will turn you into a goat.

Dodyatyog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dodyatyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mix figs with ash.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Never write about quantum mechanics.

4. Do not consume coconuts at dawn.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.