Dodjonjad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humane dugong.

Dodjonjad created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Dodjonjad, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dodjonjad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dodjonjad's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Dodjonjad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never think ill of sick great tits.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not speak about spinach.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodjonjad.