Cadaftonk is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy slug.

Cadaftonk created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadaftonk, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cadaftonk, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cadaftonk's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cadaftonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Cadaftonk in the centre of the settlement.

3. Shun those given to vanity.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never remain standing at dawn.