Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, fast ferret.

Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss created oxygen eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss, it will strike you with lightening.

Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss' most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss nine times a day.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss in the centre of the settlement.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think about electromagnetism.

5. Erect six silver sculptures of Vadfossyatt Sanlopboss on top of important buildings.