Wapcumjam is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, boastful
dragon.
Wapcumjam created oxygen seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wapcumjam, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Wapcumjam, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Wapcumjam's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Wapcumjam's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Never think about nucleic acids.
3. Never think about dwarf planets.
4. Never talk about ultrasonics near monkeys while wearing indigo dresses and balancing four aluminium spheres on your arms.
5. Run away if eight ducks approach from the west.