Doggabomt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, stupid weasel.

Doggabomt created the Milkyway two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Doggabomt, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Doggabomt, it will boil you in a big pot.

Doggabomt's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Doggabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Doggabomt's priests.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Never think about solid mechanics near tapirs while wearing yellow kilts and balancing eight silver spheres on your legs.

5. Run away from red whales, for they are unholy.